Grand National Jokes

We are trying to collate Grand National jokes. If you have one, please post it in the comments box.

Here’s some jokes to start you off….

” Was on my way out of the house last saturday when I shouted to my wife. “I’m just nipping to the bookies love, going to have a few bets on the football”. “Ok”, she replied, “that’s fine dear”. This really shocked me as I was expecting her to kick off, but with her being so nice about it I shouted back, “I might even have a cheeky bet on the grand national”. “Don’t push it”, she yelled back. Best tip I’ve ever had. ”

” Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary’s horse came in first at Cheltenham yesterday. It should’ve come in at Chepstow. ”

” Got a hot tip for the Grand National, Creosote in the 4.15. It’s great over fences! ”

” Got a tip for Aintree Tomorrow — “Foundation” 2nd Race. You can put your house on it ”

” Great tip for Aintree again. 12-1..dusty rug. It’s never been beaten. ”

” Tip for the grand national ? Ironing Board, put your shirt on it. ”

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